Samoa. « Read Less
I went to Samoa over my midyear break for a family reunion. Obviously these are photos from that trip.
Oh Hai.
From a statue of a couple of cannibals behind Robert Louis Stevenson's house/museum.
There was a story about how this chief used to eat 2 people a day from all over the island - but he would only eat the nape of the neck and would give the rest to his people. Then apparently some kid's dad was going to be eaten (or some dad's kid? idk) and they protested and the cannibals just stopped.
It obviously didn't happen that way, because cannibals have mad cow disease and have gotta be irrational and plain batshit crazy, but it's a nice - if somewhat twisted - story. ;D
There was a story about how this chief used to eat 2 people a day from all over the island - but he would only eat the nape of the neck and would give the rest to his people. Then apparently some kid's dad was going to be eaten (or some dad's kid? idk) and they protested and the cannibals just stopped.
It obviously didn't happen that way, because cannibals have mad cow disease and have gotta be irrational and plain batshit crazy, but it's a nice - if somewhat twisted - story. ;D












So it's probably weird that I've always been interested in cannablism. Not like I WANNA TRY NOW but my favorite thing I learned in 5th grade was about the Donner Party....
"Ugh, why did you invite John from work. I thought I told you I hated the man."
"I'm sorry. I must've forgot."
"It's alright. We'll just eat him."